Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue. F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
Now…who’s first?
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?
Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?
You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.
Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue. F*ck. F***ck.
Ok, good. Now where were we?
If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.
For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.
And who am I?
Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.
I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.
Now…who’s first?
Okay, so anyone else just curious to read it, just by reading the blurb? Hell, i know I was :)
Taint Is going to be hard for me to review. I rated the book 5* yet I have to argue with some of the stuff written. What can I say i'm a woman. Yet everything I'm about to say is my views on the subject at hand, not the actual novel because I think the author has done an excellent job on it. Just the read I needed.
Basically woman are sent there to become the woman their man wants and needs in the bedroom and outside of it. I had to disagree on some parts though. People tell us everyday that if someone loves you they wouldnt need to change you. So why in this novel do the woman feel the need to change just to appease their men? It made me furious to read that women would degrade themselves as low as to go and get sex tips and learn how to make their man happy.
Personally I found that part bullshit. I'm not from the snotty and famous so I dont know how their lives work, but If he is fully cheating on you not caring that you know, that says more about the person he is then the person YOU are.
Yes, i'm rambling about a book and Yes i know its not real ;)
Anyway, that said I absolutely loved this novel. It had me hooked from the blurb and then all the way through.
Some of the things the author has written is insightful, and had me thinking a lot about previous relations. Stupid? I know. Once you read the novel you will question certain things to.
Although the topic may be controversy I still enjoyed the read. The love story hidden from the blurb is great. I loved both characters and the chemistry they shared. I also loved the fact Justice had a different mind to what relationships should be based upon.
There are some things that will shock you and give you and OH MY GOD moment and I dont just mean his dirty talk and activities.
One thing I will say to those who have read this novel. Do not change for NO ONE. Be yourself.
Fantastic read and would definitely recommend this to other readers. Such an amazing novel.
5*
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